Birthday?

Teatime is shooting lasers at tree's with a picture of Pom Pom taped to them. Homestarguy walks over to him

Homestarguy: Hey Teatime, what are you doing?

Mr.Teatime: Practicing

Homestarguy: Oh, well here is an invite to Fudley's secret party surprise secret

Homestarguy gives Mr.Teatime an invitation. Mr.Teatime holds it up and shoots a laser at it

Homestarguy: Right...bring a side dish

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Birthday?

Written By Pom Pom

Dedicated to Fudley

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Homestarguy is walking down a hallway until he reaches a door with a sign on it that says "Genius at Work"

Homestarguy: Hey guy who looks kinda like me, get out here

HomestarRunnerTron creaks the door open and slips his head out

HomestarRunnerTron: Hey Homestarguy...I'm kinda busy right now so bye (Slams the door shut)

Homestarguy: I guess I'll just leave your invite here outside your door...Right here...on the ground

No-Neck comes out of Hsrt's room and throws Homestarguy off the screen. Then No-Neck goes back in the room to show that Won the Powerball and Da_Cheat are also inside HomestarRunnerTrons room

HomestarRunnerTron: Ok...so whats are first order of duty?

Da_Cheat: Meeh eh heh meh

HomestarRunnerTron: Yeah...maybe this mod club wasn't a great idea

No-Neck: CHOCOLATE CHIP! OATMEAL RAISIN!

HomestarRunnerTron: that's it! We'll have a bake sale and with all the money we earn we can use it to change Pom Mails too...MOD MAILS...or atleast pay some guy to make a sign that says Mod Mails and false advertise

No-Neck: COOKIE DOH!

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Pom Pom and Da_Burninator are talking to each other in the computer room while Homestarguy walks in

Pom Pom: Yeah, like most of the emails I answer are fake, like they pay some Spanish speaking troll to write them to me

Da_Burninator: Well that explains everything...wait, no it doesn't

Homestarguy: Hey you guys, take these colorful papers (Gives Pom Pom and Da_Burninator invitations)

Da_Burninator: Do we need to buy this fat guy gifts?

Homestarguy: Well...when it comes to birthdays a gift is usually mandatory

Pom Pom: Why would I spend my hard earned money on some older less cool version of me when I could use it to buy golden guitars...and guns?

Da_Burninator: Wait...who is this fudley?

Homestarguy: You know, he's that guy that appears sometimes to like do a dance if you click on a certain word or object

Da_Burninator: Yeah...Don't know any fat jiggly dancing man

Homestarguy: Forget it, I have to go get all the stuff ready like the cake, and the streamers, and the presents, and the...

Pom Pom: OK BYE ALREADY...jeez I rather let a lion gnaw on my leg then listen to that guy for half a second

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Homestarguy, Fudley, and Da_Burninator are just standing around. There are streamers every where, some balloons, and a huge cake

FatDudley: (Holds up a sign that says "Were is te peeps N3WB?!")

Homestarguy: Uh...HomestarRunnerTron, No-Neck, Won the Powerball, and Da_Cheats started like a mod cult, Mr.Teatime is busy breaking stuff and Pom Pom's a jerk so of course he didn't come...But at least Da_Burninator came

Da_Burninator: Oh...I thought this was the "Dinosaur look-a-like Convention" (Walks away)

FatDudley: (Holds up a sign that says "Tis party is teh crap")

FatDudley walks away but comes back ten seconds later to grab the cake and then leaves again

Homestarguy: Well kids, I think we have all learned a lesson here today...I have the worst friends in the world

The End?

02 Clone

Pom Pom: ITS EMAIL! ITS CRAZY! ITS FUN! ITS OH MY EMAIL!!!

Dear Pom:

You pwn a lot of ppl. Put what if you made a clone of yourself and fought it? Could you win?
From
A guy

Pom Pom: Pwn...whats Pwn mean guy? Pick...Wonderful...Nouns? Ok lady, that makes no sense at all so lets just move on to the question.

Of course I could beat my own clone up guy! Just look at these muscles...I mean there all over the place. Do you think I'm this big because I'm fat? Me...fat??? No way!

I mean all I do all day is answer your emails and eat and sleep so of course I'm built like a tank. I mean do you know how much of a work out it is to answer these emails? I have to like...push down on the keys...and sometimes get up and like...walk somewhere. Yeah, I mean I am already building up a sweat.

Well let me just go get my clone and I'll beat it up or what ever the deal was.

Pom Pom and No-Neck are in a field of some sort, No-Neck has an orange sheet over him that says "Pom Mails PWN all...your base"

Pom Pom: Ok...are you ready to be black and blue...I guess if you have blue or black blood...you freakin weirdo

No-Neck: I CANT SEE! I CANT FLEE! (starts to run around)

Pom Pom: No, big guy calm down. Its just a sheet on your head man.

No-Neck: I'M NOT TIRED!

No-Neck tackles Pom Pom and then starts jumping on him

Pom Pom: Ah, my tibia!

Changes back to Pom Pom at the Compy

Pom Pom: Well, I cant feel the left half of my body now and I think I'm missing some teeth. So to answer your question, I don't have a clone ok! What do you think this is, Sadmails or something? So "F" minus minus, come on guys, give me some good ones.

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Group Pic Updated, now with 57% more HomestarRunnerTron

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01 Robot

Pom Pom: Now lets see if I still remeber how to do this thing....the email

Run pom_mail.exe

Dear Pom Pom
Do you have your own robot?
From Fun_Goblin

Pom Pom: Well That_Timey I just just happen to have built a robot yesterday...and by built I mean stole from HomestarRunnerTron. Let me just call him over with my specail robot call...HEY TEABOT GET OVER HERE!

Mr.TeaTime: (Comes up from behind Pom Pom) WHAT!

Pom Pom: Oh, there you are

Mr.TeaTime: You dont have to yell you know

Pom Pom: Yes...yes I do. Ok Teabot, do something...robot like

Mr.TeaTime shoots a lazer out of his eye's at the computer

Mr.TeaTime: There, was that robotic enough for you?

Pom Pom: Hey dont sass back with me! I...stole you, I am in some way your father!

Mr.TeaTime: Forget you man, I'll go start my own email show (Flys through the ceiling)

Pom Pom: Well...that didnt go over like I thought it would...well to awnser your question Fun_Timey, robots suck! They just break your stuff and leave oil all over the couch. I mean do you know how hard it is to get oil out of a couch...do you?!?

Won the Powerball floats on in and see's the destroyed compy and then looks at Pom Pom

Won the Powerball: EVIL!!! (Floats away)

Pom Pom: Oh crap....this happens way to much, this is like the fourth compy that has some how exploded today

Well I better go get another compy...but who has one?

Changes to Pom Pom in Homestarguy's house, its dark and he is in his computer room. The lights go on and Pom Pom is holding Homestarguy's computer

Pom Pom: I've been spotted, every me for themselves! (throws the computer on the ground and runs away)

Homestarguy: (Walks in) No, my hard drive! My megachips! My...Quadtrulal...time...flex...er

To email Pom Pom click here jordanrichcash@bellsouth.net

Pom Mails....it was before your time scallywag

Well guys, after a long time of a bunch of nothing Pom Mails are back and ready. So you e-mail me at jordanrichcash@bellsouth.net and I will awnser it...I guess.

Just for you n3wbs I made Pom Mails at Bhz after being such a big fan of Sadmails, another awesome text based email thread that has been made into flash cartoons. So read, be fat, and be happy.